Thursday, August 21, 2008

More Media Nonsense!



A BBC report on Tuesday said that Kabul was “pounded” by rockets on Monday. Gee, coulda fooled me. There were two rockets, over a mile apart, minimal damage, only one injury and one of the rockets landed in an empty field near the airport. Quite a pounding! Yep, quaking in fear of Taliban rockets! NOT!

This particular reporter (Alastair Leithead) even tried to equate this rocket attack to the three years of bombardment that Kabul endured during the civil war between 1993 and 1996. You have to wonder about the BBC's agenda. If you look to them for "unvarnished truth," don't! They are the Taliban's media service of choice.

Monday was Afghan Independence Day and the Taliban were said to be ringing Kabul and ready to close in. People are terrified, the security situation deteriorating so fast that people want to flee the capitol.

Well, that’s what the media say. Now I am quite certain that it is easy to find “chicken little’s.” You know the type; we have them in the US too. Feed them a little bad news and they run with it. Then the news becomes a self-feeding thing. The media then go out and search for the very people they’ve spooked to get their take on events. And then they print the "Chicken Little" comments and keep recycling the fear.

The “Afghan Chicken Little” shouts, “the Taliban are coming!” In Kabul at least, they are a distinct minority no matter what the media says. So in this edition, I am posting some photos and commentary on how you can tell that what I am saying is true.


Serious violation! Pregnant woman alone in the market without burkha.
That's good for at least a dozen lashes!


Frivolity and gaiety!
Note the decorations hangning over the street in preparation for the Taliban's attack on Independence Day. Numerous violations here: men without headcover or beards, many women without burkhas and walking about unescorted. Picture can't show it, but there was music...music playing in public!


Ok, so the gardener tending the roses has a regulation beard and headcover, but why is he tending roses?
This is unnecessary activity. He should be reading his Quran, not playing with roses!


More decadence!
Apart from the fact that neither of these women are wearing regulation burkha,
they have the audacity to be wearing Western footwear! And the woman on the right is even more decadent! She had the nerve to stop a strange man on the street and ask him a question!
And tell me why these children are out playing, when they should be tending the goats or memorizing the Quran! What is the world coming to?


These boys flying kites are in serious trouble when the Taliban roll in this week!
Two violations: kite flying and Western clothing!


Our Taliban police are about to have a heart attack.
Not only are girls going to school and laughing, they are doing so in the company of, gasp...boys!

If you have time to be a smiling family, something is wrong!
Violation for beard length on dad and failure to wear regulation hat, mom not in uniform, son and daughters wearing Western clothes.
And what is with the smiles?


All five of these people are in violation of Taliban dress-code!
What is with the muppet backpack? Illegal Western influence!
The girl on the left is in additional trouble for having her scarf drop from her head, but that is small potatoes next to the fact that she's on her way to school.

Both of these young men are in trouble.
No beards, no hats and the guy on the left is sorta trying to look cool in Western clothes!

Hey, did you know that the Taliban are coming? Better ditch the pool toys!


Here's the deal. When you stop seeing these sights, that's when the people believe the situation is lost and the Taliban are "closing in," but not before.

Oh, and all these pictures were taken a day or two before Independence Day, when the populace was most fearful of attack by the Taliban...at least that's what the media said was going on.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Afghan Right of Way Rules

First a quick note. I'm trying to get around to all my blogging buddies' blogs, but our Internet connection is not cooperating. I'm only partially successful keeping my own blogs updated since I can compose them off-line. So, rest assured I'm not ignoring y'all or deliberately neglecting my buddy duties. If the net stays up today, I'll get around for a visit.

One of the guys I work with came up with this bit of humor, but I tweaked it a little.

Afghan Right of Way Rules

1. Armed vehicles have the right of way over all vehicles, except other armed vehicles. When two sets of armed vehicles are competing for right of way, set with largest caliber armament decides.

2. Afghan National Army or Afghan National Police vehicles by virtue of the fact that the occupants are usually armed and often have a squad of mean-looking guys with guns in the back. They are second in the hierarchy because their vehicles are not armored.

3. “I drive for the UN, therefore I am the UN, therefore I obey no rule and provide no courtesy.” Nuff said.

4. If none of the above groups are present and competing for right of way, one of the following rules apply – randomly, but with a strong tendency to rule d.

a. Most Expensive Vehicle Privilege
b. Law of Gross Tonnage
c. Right of the First Bumper Forward
d. Rule of Stones – Driver with the biggest set wins.

Sorta makes the Traffic Information Booth admonition all the more amusing.


Monday, August 11, 2008

You Thought I Was Kidding...Admit It


I am certain some of you thought I was just being funny with the last picture on my previous post...where I talked about a whole bunch inside plus two and mentioned the occassional people on top. Here is proof that I was in earnest.

I count three people on top of this loaded van...my rough count when they passed was 15 inside...inside a 7-passenger van.